PvZ Pinay Profile: Miriam Defensor Santiago

Name: 

Miriam Palma Defensor-Santiago

Screen Name: 

Miriam Defensor-Santiago

Birthdate: 

June 15, 1945

Status: 

Married

Weight: 

Too afraid to ask

Height: 

Too afraid to ask

Known For: 

Her quirkiness in the Senate, Ultimate Grammar Nazi, 

Witty Pick-up Lines, Century-long Senate Speeches

Famous Quotes: 

“He is suffering from mental AIDS and needs a frontal lobotomy!” 

“I am surrounded by idiots!”

“Tuwing makikita ko ang mukha mo parang gusto ko nang sumigaw ng ‘Objection!”

"Ang pag-ibig ay parang ketchup, matamis pero maraming nakikisawsaw."

"Straw ka ba? Kasi sip-sip ka na, plastic ka pa."

"Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Boto kasi sayo magulang ko."

"Ano'ng height mo? Paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?"

Pinay Type: 

Bungangera/Laitera/Prangka/Senadora

Special Skills: 

Comedienne, Overacting, Above Average Intelligence

Possible Zombie Apocalypse Weapon: 

Pick-up Lines, Hair

Chances of Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse: 

90% (Because she's f*cking smart)

Target Body Part If She Becomes A Zombie: 

Brain