6/14/12

PvZ Pinay Profile: Miriam Quiambao


Name: 
Miriam Redito Quiambao


Screen Name:
Miriam Quiambao 

Birthdate: 
May 20, 1975

Status: 
Annulled

Weight:
Only God Knows

Height: 
Only God Knows

Known For:
Gracing the 1999 Miss Universe stage with her holy butt during the evening gown competition, self-righteous tweets

Famous Quote:
"Homosexuality is not a sin but it is a lie from the devil." 
"God loves you."
"No offense to the LGBT but the Truth is the Truth that comes from God. Take it or leave it. We will all face the judgment seat of God."
"Please don’t shoot me. I am just a messenger."
"I’m sorry if the truth offends some people..."


Pinay Type:
Former Beauty Queen/Sarado-katoliko/Artista/Product Endorser/Pakielamera/Atribida

Special Skills:
Tweeting, Falling off the stage, 
Annoying the LGBT community through her tweets and TV appearances

Possible Zombie Apocalypse Weapon:
Her Tweets, Holy Water, Holy Bible, Crucifix, Rosaries, Prayers

Chances of Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse:
1%

Target Body Part If She Becomes A Zombie:
N/A
(She doesn't have to turn into a zombie for people to go after her.)


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